Playing Video Games Pillows

'Just for the record, the quote is 'go west young man,' not 'go rest young man.''

'Edward's a homebody, which serves him well now that he's on house arrest.'

"Being raised in the city, Fred didn’t quite grasp the true purpose of a game camera."

"This isn't exactly what I had in mind when I told you to go outside and play."

"Greetings, I'm the bluebird of dank memes."

'3 Second Loading Zone.'

"Unfortunately, once the child contracts Pokémon, he lives with it forever."

Today we'll see some misused or misunderstood financial and economic terms. It's said inflation can hurt the economy. But it's absolutely in the tire business. I bought this warm puffy jacket with cash. A down payment. We like beer and coffee. Our most valuable liquid assets. In a monopoly breakup, the race car would to go one person and the dog to another. And when I become either a buyer or a seller. He's shorting the market!

"I don't know why you always have to choose the same hide-and-go-seek hiding spot that I do, Tommy!"

No caption (A young bald eagle plays a claw game full of fish as his parent stands behind him).

Rage.

'The following program is intended for beer bellied, sports crazed, couch potatoes!'

'If he grabs the broccoli, we turn on the Raffi tunes. If he heads towards the Playstation, he hit him with the air horn at 100db.'

"Mom, please shake my chair. I'm taking a virtual school bus ride before class begins."

Super-Papi moves swiftly to defeat the evil Electronico!

"It's an update from the people tracking us. According to this, we haven't gone anywhere or done anything."

The height of fashion in 1796

Evolution.

"And this is our media room."

"Have you been playing dice?"

Mac OS 20

"By the way, the failing grades you'll be seeing-they won't be virtual."

Tiny dog catches frisbee that spins him around in circles.

I'm Bored With Educational Toys

'I've told you it's not the old pencil and paper battleships.'

Piracy on a boating lake

"Don't tell me... you hired a professional decorator!"

"Just one more site!" "I'm totally, like, in control!" "I can quit anytime I feel like it..."

"My hackers just collapsed your country's economy."

"Gabe's in the Guitar Hero program at Juilliard."

"I'd say this pair of sixes beats your hand."

Homo Gamus

'How about a game of cards?'

I should probably get out more.

Some card-game puns