Video Gamers Pillows

"It's a book."

"This isn't exactly what I had in mind when I told you to go outside and play."

Rage.

Super-Papi moves swiftly to defeat the evil Electronico!

"By the way, the failing grades you'll be seeing-they won't be virtual."

'I've told you it's not the old pencil and paper battleships.'

"Gabe's in the Guitar Hero program at Juilliard."

Homo Gamus

You've read the book's dust jacket. Now, play the video game!

You wrote a book report on a video game instruction manual?

Kitchen Tetris

Daredevil on pc when doing stunt.

'Now I know why the strategy guide warned against entering the 5th stage. Awesome!'

'It's a novel based on a movie adapted from a magazine article that was inspired by a video game.'

Computer Expert

Tamagotchi paralysis.

'I'm also fluent in Geek.'

Computer games

Nobody mourned Sir Dad-Joke.

Second lifeReal life.

Gamers

"Wanna toss the ol' virtual pigskin?"

"No, son, you’re not ‘M for Mature.’"

'Hey, I think my parents fooled me. This game is called 'Algebra Hero'.'

"This is not what I meant when I said you needed to practice your play fighting..."

"Get up at 7; leave for school by 8; no video games until after homework is done -- how about some regulatory relief?"

"Nope, not what livestream means, Bob."

Robot Grabber Arcade Game Machine

"Sorry, my report is blank. I just stayed home, watched tv and played video games during vacation."