Video Game Aficionados Pillows

"I blame violent tapestries."

"You need to go outside. You're developing an interior complex."

"I don't know why you always have to choose the same hide-and-go-seek hiding spot that I do, Tommy!"

'I've told you it's not the old pencil and paper battleships.'

I'm Bored With Educational Toys

Mixed Doubles.

'Come on, I dare you: I say you can't drink a whole dew drop...'

You've read the book's dust jacket. Now, play the video game!

"Marco ..."

"This is our most difficult escape room. In here, you're a mother of 4 unruly children, tons of overdue bills and a lazy husband."

'Unbelievable, these guys brought a ringer.'

'She'll never look for me here.'

"No, son, you’re not ‘M for Mature.’"

Camping-Pong

'Red rover, red rover, send Billy right over!'

'Guess how many I ATE.'

'It would never work out, Blackfire — our alignments are too different.'

"Go ahead. Fly through it. I dare you."

Notoriously losing pieces, the Varns could only have family game night by putting together whatever they could find. 'Checkmate!' 'You sank my Battleship!' 'You didn't say 'UNO'!

Riverboat 4 Square Hustlers

"I'd like to see you do this online."

"My computer beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick-boxing!"

With Grandpa it was often a game of hide and sleep.

"Okay! Okay! It's a draw!"

'I'm tired of playing 'Rock, rock rock'.'

Go Play Outside - it's so real, you kids will almost smell the virtual fresh air!

"Mommy! Mommy! Daddy lost!"

The AdRams Family no.13 - Exams

"I'm bilingual. I can talk to parents and step parents."

Antler Buzzers.

'I can't talk right now. I'm discussing strategy with our financial director.'