Videogame Enthusiast Pillows

Rudy what have you done? Did you cheat on me? Tell me, please. Just say it. Not exactly. I spent an afternoon with another woman. Playing Xbox 360. Monster! Our controllers never touched!

No caption (A young bald eagle plays a claw game full of fish as his parent stands behind him).

'I've told you it's not the old pencil and paper battleships.'

I'm Bored With Educational Toys

Mixed Doubles.

"Pokemon...Pokemon...Pokemon...."

You've read the book's dust jacket. Now, play the video game!

'Come on, I dare you: I say you can't drink a whole dew drop...'

"Marco ..."

'All right! Who put my dozing-off during our last meeting on youtube?'

"This is our most difficult escape room. In here, you're a mother of 4 unruly children, tons of overdue bills and a lazy husband."

'Unbelievable, these guys brought a ringer.'

"No, son, you’re not ‘M for Mature.’"

'She'll never look for me here.'

Crane Game. Ball Game.

Notoriously losing pieces, the Varns could only have family game night by putting together whatever they could find. 'Checkmate!' 'You sank my Battleship!' 'You didn't say 'UNO'!

'Guess how many I ATE.'

Riverboat 4 Square Hustlers

'It would never work out, Blackfire — our alignments are too different.'

'No, you can't play Space Invaders in it.'

"Go ahead. Fly through it. I dare you."

"I'd like to see you do this online."

'I'm tired of playing 'Rock, rock rock'.'

Psychiatry. I got in touch with my inner child, and now I'm going broke buying video games!

"Mommy! Mommy! Daddy lost!"

"My computer beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick-boxing!"

A father films his family while imagining himself as a director

Go Play Outside - it's so real, you kids will almost smell the virtual fresh air!

With Grandpa it was often a game of hide and sleep.

I'm tired of your games, Al. MY games? look who's talking! The guy with the role-playing hand puppets!

"I'm bilingual. I can talk to parents and step parents."

"Okay! Okay! It's a draw!"

'I can't talk right now. I'm discussing strategy with our financial director.'

'Well, I'll say this: when the new boss came on board, it was a real game-changer for all of us!'

Knights of the Square Table.