Videogame Aficionado Pillows

"I don't know why you always have to choose the same hide-and-go-seek hiding spot that I do, Tommy!"

Natural Disasters

I'm Bored With Educational Toys

'I've told you it's not the old pencil and paper battleships.'

Mixed Doubles.

Homo Gamus

You've read the book's dust jacket. Now, play the video game!

'Now I know why the strategy guide warned against entering the 5th stage. Awesome!'

"Marco ..."

'Come on, I dare you: I say you can't drink a whole dew drop...'

"This is our most difficult escape room. In here, you're a mother of 4 unruly children, tons of overdue bills and a lazy husband."

'Unbelievable, these guys brought a ringer.'

'She'll never look for me here.'

"No, son, you’re not ‘M for Mature.’"

Camping-Pong

'Red rover, red rover, send Billy right over!'

'Guess how many I ATE.'

Riverboat 4 Square Hustlers

Notoriously losing pieces, the Varns could only have family game night by putting together whatever they could find. 'Checkmate!' 'You sank my Battleship!' 'You didn't say 'UNO'!

Cat plays an arcade game that involves shooting at gun into a mouse hole.

Robot Grabber Arcade Game Machine

"Go ahead. Fly through it. I dare you."

"I'd like to see you do this online."

'I'm tired of playing 'Rock, rock rock'.'

With Grandpa it was often a game of hide and sleep.

"My computer beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick-boxing!"

Antler Buzzers.

"Okay! Okay! It's a draw!"