Videogame Aficionado Gifts

You stink at Halo 5. I have no thumbs!

No caption (A young bald eagle plays a claw game full of fish as his parent stands behind him).

"I don't know why you always have to choose the same hide-and-go-seek hiding spot that I do, Tommy!"

Natural Disasters

'I've told you it's not the old pencil and paper battleships.'

I'm Bored With Educational Toys

Mixed Doubles.

Homo Gamus

"Pokemon...Pokemon...Pokemon...."

You've read the book's dust jacket. Now, play the video game!

'Come on, I dare you: I say you can't drink a whole dew drop...'

"Marco ..."

'Now I know why the strategy guide warned against entering the 5th stage. Awesome!'

"This is our most difficult escape room. In here, you're a mother of 4 unruly children, tons of overdue bills and a lazy husband."

"No, son, you’re not ‘M for Mature.’"

'Unbelievable, these guys brought a ringer.'

'She'll never look for me here.'

Camping-Pong

'Red rover, red rover, send Billy right over!'

What an afternoon. Rudy, listen to me. It didn't mean anything. You can't play Xbox 360 all afternoon with a guy and pretend it means nothing. I was drunk! You loved it - all of it. The racing and arcade games, the first-person shooters, but especially ... No ... WWF Wrestling Smackdown. I'm a married woman!

Cat plays an arcade game that involves shooting at gun into a mouse hole.

"Go ahead. Fly through it. I dare you."

Riverboat 4 Square Hustlers

Crane Game. Ball Game.

'Guess how many I ATE.'

Notoriously losing pieces, the Varns could only have family game night by putting together whatever they could find. 'Checkmate!' 'You sank my Battleship!' 'You didn't say 'UNO'!

Robot Grabber Arcade Game Machine

"I'd like to see you do this online."

Big boys' toys-r-us

"Okay! Okay! It's a draw!"

I'm tired of your games, Al. MY games? look who's talking! The guy with the role-playing hand puppets!

"My computer beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick-boxing!"

Antler Buzzers.

'I'm tired of playing 'Rock, rock rock'.'

With Grandpa it was often a game of hide and sleep.