Video Game Fanatic Gifts

'Choked on his own vomit. I wonder how many points you get for that.'

"What're you doing for Thanksgiving, little buddy?" "Having a huge party." "It'll be full of turkey, cranberry sauce, wine, eggnog, football, and friends and family who love me dearly." "Oh, good. I was afraid you'd be alone all day playing video games." "'Turkey Slaughter VI' is no ordinary game." "You're coming to my place."

Priorities.

'So if I'm hearing you correctly, you drive over broken yellow lines pretending that you're Pac-Man.'

No caption (A young bald eagle plays a claw game full of fish as his parent stands behind him).

Evolution.

I'm Bored With Educational Toys

Mixed Doubles.

You've read the book's dust jacket. Now, play the video game!

"Pokemon...Pokemon...Pokemon...."

"Marco ..."

'Come on, I dare you: I say you can't drink a whole dew drop...'

"This is our most difficult escape room. In here, you're a mother of 4 unruly children, tons of overdue bills and a lazy husband."

'She'll never look for me here.'

"No, son, you’re not ‘M for Mature.’"

'Unbelievable, these guys brought a ringer.'

Crane Game. Ball Game.

"Go ahead. Fly through it. I dare you."

'No, you can't play Space Invaders in it.'

Notoriously losing pieces, the Varns could only have family game night by putting together whatever they could find. 'Checkmate!' 'You sank my Battleship!' 'You didn't say 'UNO'!

'Guess how many I ATE.'

Riverboat 4 Square Hustlers

'It would never work out, Blackfire — our alignments are too different.'

"I'd like to see you do this online."

"My computer beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick-boxing!"

Psychiatry. I got in touch with my inner child, and now I'm going broke buying video games!

The AdRams Family no.13 - Exams

I'm tired of your games, Al. MY games? look who's talking! The guy with the role-playing hand puppets!

With Grandpa it was often a game of hide and sleep.

'I'm tired of playing 'Rock, rock rock'.'

Go Play Outside - it's so real, you kids will almost smell the virtual fresh air!

"Okay! Okay! It's a draw!"

"Mommy! Mommy! Daddy lost!"

"I'm bilingual. I can talk to parents and step parents."

'I can't talk right now. I'm discussing strategy with our financial director.'