Gaming Fanatic Gifts

'Nothing says Christmas like a game of 'Death Slayer 4'.'

"Technology has spoiled him. He ordered a game off the Internet 15 minutes ago, and he's mad that it hasn't arrived yet.'

"Unfortunately, once the child contracts Pokémon, he lives with it forever."

"I need to tinkle."

Evolution.

"Harry Potter and the People Who Care Way Too Much About Harry Potter"

Science fiction fans on other planets

'It would never work out, Blackfire — our alignments are too different.'

"You're not a real fan. You're just dressed up like a slut for attention."

The AdRams Family no.13 - Exams

"Mommy! Mommy! Daddy lost!"

"I'm bilingual. I can talk to parents and step parents."

Go Play Outside - it's so real, you kids will almost smell the virtual fresh air!

Children's party - Pin the Tail using a tablet

"If you want to play fetch with the dog, throw your own @#&% arm."

"Depressed, anxious, worried about the future we've had a great deal of this recently...I'd suggest you avoid watching England for a while."

'I told you this game had realistic graphics.'

"Very angry birds"

"What would happen if you put down your weapon and tried to work things out peacefully?"

"Hey, dad! How about I find a video game of this we can play together?"

"Chills, Randy. I feel chills. And I can't move." "And I can't remember the last time my palms were this sweaty." "This must've been what people felt like when they heard the Allies were finally invading Normandy on D-Day." "No way any movie can live up to this hype." "Wolverine day is almost upon us." "We are about to embark upon the great crusade..."

Sporting maladies.

Arcade Game Baseball.

'And this war game comes with an AK 47.'

The October 31 Committee

"Do you think my followers will mind of 'Martin's Theory of Everything' ends after just three installments?"

'Mom! Tyler's playing video games on the smart thermostat again!'

"We didn't need virual reality when I was young, we had real reality!"