Gaming Fanatic Gifts

'Nothing says Christmas like a game of 'Death Slayer 4'.'

"Technology has spoiled him. He ordered a game off the Internet 15 minutes ago, and he's mad that it hasn't arrived yet.'

"Unfortunately, once the child contracts Pokémon, he lives with it forever."

"I need to tinkle."

Evolution.

"Harry Potter and the People Who Care Way Too Much About Harry Potter"

Science fiction fans on other planets

Humanities 101. I hear you're reading Greek plays in there. Yeah, it's a real Medea blitz!

Crane Game. Ball Game.

'No, you can't play Space Invaders in it.'

'It would never work out, Blackfire — our alignments are too different.'

"Hold on, that's my Mom dressed up like 'Xena, Princess Warrior'....real mature, Mom!"

"You're not a real fan. You're just dressed up like a slut for attention."

Go Play Outside - it's so real, you kids will almost smell the virtual fresh air!

The AdRams Family no.13 - Exams

Big boys' toys-r-us

"Mommy! Mommy! Daddy lost!"

"I'm bilingual. I can talk to parents and step parents."

Children's party - Pin the Tail using a tablet

"If you want to play fetch with the dog, throw your own @#&% arm."

Pokemon Get Lost

"Depressed, anxious, worried about the future we've had a great deal of this recently...I'd suggest you avoid watching England for a while."

Sporting maladies.

"Very angry birds"

"Hey, dad! How about I find a video game of this we can play together?"

'I think you'll find this just as much fun as 'Grand Theft Auto IV''

'I told you this game had realistic graphics.'

"What would happen if you put down your weapon and tried to work things out peacefully?"

"Chills, Randy. I feel chills. And I can't move." "And I can't remember the last time my palms were this sweaty." "This must've been what people felt like when they heard the Allies were finally invading Normandy on D-Day." "No way any movie can live up to this hype." "Wolverine day is almost upon us." "We are about to embark upon the great crusade..."

Arcade Game Baseball.

'And this war game comes with an AK 47.'

The October 31 Committee

"Now hold on just a minute! Salad - fine! Chick flix - fine! But I draw the line on video games!"

'This helps with the kids who are obsessed with videogames.'

"Do you think my followers will mind of 'Martin's Theory of Everything' ends after just three installments?"