Online Gaming Fanatic Gifts

'Damn it, Mom! I've told you a hundred times...There is no way to 'pause' an online game!'

No caption (A young bald eagle plays a claw game full of fish as his parent stands behind him).

Evolution.

I'm Bored With Educational Toys

Mixed Doubles.

"Pokemon...Pokemon...Pokemon...."

Hello, my name is riskyy@ronny5 and I am addicted to comments boards.

Obsession with the Internet.

'Come on, I dare you: I say you can't drink a whole dew drop...'

"Marco ..."

You've read the book's dust jacket. Now, play the video game!

"This is our most difficult escape room. In here, you're a mother of 4 unruly children, tons of overdue bills and a lazy husband."

Second lifeReal life.

'Unbelievable, these guys brought a ringer.'

"You've got computer-breath."

'She'll never look for me here.'

"Yes, you were born into the era of passwords and user-names. . . why do you ask, Mycat_2014?"

'It would never work out, Blackfire — our alignments are too different.'

Crane Game. Ball Game.

"Go ahead. Fly through it. I dare you."

'No, you can't play Space Invaders in it.'

Riverboat 4 Square Hustlers

"Kevin, I'm leaving you to find myself ... a better Internet connection."

'Guess how many I ATE.'

Notoriously losing pieces, the Varns could only have family game night by putting together whatever they could find. 'Checkmate!' 'You sank my Battleship!' 'You didn't say 'UNO'!

"I'm bilingual. I can talk to parents and step parents."

With Grandpa it was often a game of hide and sleep.

Go Play Outside - it's so real, you kids will almost smell the virtual fresh air!

"Mommy! Mommy! Daddy lost!"

I'm tired of your games, Al. MY games? look who's talking! The guy with the role-playing hand puppets!

"My computer beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick-boxing!"

"All this online learning sort of makes you miss the head lice days, huh?"

Internet Cafe.

'I'm tired of playing 'Rock, rock rock'.'

Psychiatry. I got in touch with my inner child, and now I'm going broke buying video games!