Online Gaming Fanatic Gifts

'Damn it, Mom! I've told you a hundred times...There is no way to 'pause' an online game!'

Evolution.

I'm Bored With Educational Toys

Mixed Doubles.

'Come on, I dare you: I say you can't drink a whole dew drop...'

You've read the book's dust jacket. Now, play the video game!

Hello, my name is riskyy@ronny5 and I am addicted to comments boards.

Obsession with the Internet.

"Marco ..."

"This is our most difficult escape room. In here, you're a mother of 4 unruly children, tons of overdue bills and a lazy husband."

'She'll never look for me here.'

'Unbelievable, these guys brought a ringer.'

"You've got computer-breath."

Second lifeReal life.

"Yes, you were born into the era of passwords and user-names. . . why do you ask, Mycat_2014?"

"Kevin, I'm leaving you to find myself ... a better Internet connection."

'Guess how many I ATE.'

Notoriously losing pieces, the Varns could only have family game night by putting together whatever they could find. 'Checkmate!' 'You sank my Battleship!' 'You didn't say 'UNO'!

"Go ahead. Fly through it. I dare you."

Riverboat 4 Square Hustlers

'It would never work out, Blackfire — our alignments are too different.'

"My computer beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick-boxing!"

With Grandpa it was often a game of hide and sleep.

"Okay! Okay! It's a draw!"

'I'm tired of playing 'Rock, rock rock'.'

Internet Cafe.

Go Play Outside - it's so real, you kids will almost smell the virtual fresh air!

"Mommy! Mommy! Daddy lost!"

"I'm bilingual. I can talk to parents and step parents."

"All this online learning sort of makes you miss the head lice days, huh?"