Internet Gaming Fan Gifts

"Another Wordle show-off."

"A squirrel, impressive! I'm still chasing a stick."

Real Life/Surreal Life

Tamagotchi paralysis.

'No, you can't play Space Invaders in it.'

"This is not what I meant when I said you needed to practice your play fighting..."

'It would never work out, Blackfire — our alignments are too different.'

"Mommy! Mommy! Daddy lost!"

Go Play Outside - it's so real, you kids will almost smell the virtual fresh air!

'I think you'll find this just as much fun as 'Grand Theft Auto IV''

Have you seen my iPhone? No. You lost it? I may have misplaced it. Big deal. You hate it. It'll turn up. Exactly, I hate it. I absolutely hate it. I especially hate the Scrabble app and I absolutely can't wait to find the phone so I can mock it further! Help: I love my iPhone. Oh dear. Trouble brewing. To be continued ...

"What would happen if you put down your weapon and tried to work things out peacefully?"

Arcade Game Baseball.

'Nothing says Christmas like a game of 'Death Slayer 4'.'

"I'm so sorry, there is nothing I can do for him anymore...he must have been offline for at least 10 hours..."

'This helps with the kids who are obsessed with videogames.'

Come to bed, Snookums. In a minute. Are you still playing Scrabble? And flaming my opponents. I just crushed an eight-year-old by 100 points and then told him his parents don't love him because he's illiterate! How nice you've found a hobby. I feel so nurtured.

'Mom! Tyler's playing video games on the smart thermostat again!'

"We didn't need virual reality when I was young, we had real reality!"

We have your internet connection.

'Choked on his own vomit. I wonder how many points you get for that.'

Kday & Knight Chemist

"Going out to play? Get back to the computer and start e.gaming!"

"It's so nice out, we decided to let our phones play outside."

'Of course I just retweet everything I see - I'm a parrot.'

"Quenching your thirst for vengeance on his cowering carcass will have to wait; his schedule is full. I can squeeze you in next Friday."

United States Constitution.

Players fight over a board-game called 'Squabble'.

"I understand the graphics on your new video boxing game are very realistic."

Net Bubbie

'Wow! What graphics.'

"When you said this was our Forever Home, did you mean we'd be forever home?"

Playing Footsies.

The AdRams Family no.8 - Boy sent out of his room for punishment

"This can't even be the right planet! No one looks remotely like their online profile pics."