Internet Gaming Fan Pillows

"Another Wordle show-off."

"A squirrel, impressive! I'm still chasing a stick."

Tamagotchi paralysis.

'It would never work out, Blackfire — our alignments are too different.'

"This is not what I meant when I said you needed to practice your play fighting..."

"Mommy! Mommy! Daddy lost!"

Go Play Outside - it's so real, you kids will almost smell the virtual fresh air!

"What would happen if you put down your weapon and tried to work things out peacefully?"

Arcade Game Baseball.

'Nothing says Christmas like a game of 'Death Slayer 4'.'

"I'm so sorry, there is nothing I can do for him anymore...he must have been offline for at least 10 hours..."

'Mom! Tyler's playing video games on the smart thermostat again!'

"We didn't need virual reality when I was young, we had real reality!"

Players fight over a board-game called 'Squabble'.

"It's so nice out, we decided to let our phones play outside."

"Quenching your thirst for vengeance on his cowering carcass will have to wait; his schedule is full. I can squeeze you in next Friday."

"This can't even be the right planet! No one looks remotely like their online profile pics."

Net Bubbie

'Wow! What graphics.'

Playing Footsies.

The AdRams Family no.8 - Boy sent out of his room for punishment

"I understand the graphics on your new video boxing game are very realistic."

'Of course I just retweet everything I see - I'm a parrot.'

Kday & Knight Chemist

"When you said this was our Forever Home, did you mean we'd be forever home?"