Online Gamer Pillows

'Close the chat room and start your homework or I'll pull the plug and switch you to America Off-line.'

March of the Zoombies.

'This is fun, Dad -- I'm in a flame war with Vladimir Putin!'

Net Bubbie

'The genius is that WiFi only stays on for seconds at a time.'

Fantasy Football

'I've told you it's not the old pencil and paper battleships.'

Hello, my name is riskyy@ronny5 and I am addicted to comments boards.

Obsession with the Internet.

'I'm also fluent in Geek.'

"Wanna toss the ol' virtual pigskin?"

Computer games

Nobody mourned Sir Dad-Joke.

Second lifeReal life.

"You've got computer-breath."

"Yes, you were born into the era of passwords and user-names. . . why do you ask, Mycat_2014?"

"Kevin, I'm leaving you to find myself ... a better Internet connection."

Whistler's Great-Great-Great-Great-Great Grandson

Internet Cafe.

"All this online learning sort of makes you miss the head lice days, huh?"

Modern Day Kids Playing 'Telephone'

"You think you have problems? My entire wing command was just destroyed."

Modern Childhood

'I know I can't take it with me, but what about computer simulations?'

STRIP Hambone: Computer armageddon

"I'm a High-tech mouse hunter.'

'I agree. You should definitely increase your refresh rate!'

'I prefer to work vicariously as opposed to remotely.'

'At 10:00 you'll be deleting spam. At 10:15 you'll be forwarding jokes. At 10:35 you'll be playing online poker. At noon...'

"That was before I found this amazing new way to earn $$$ working from home."

"I virtually finished my homework."

'Pause your games, kids! There's a high fly ball deep to center field!'

"You go pillage. I can loot from here."

'We're in a fantasy team owners' league, we locked out our players and came here to yuck it up.'