Online Gaming Hero Pillows

'This is my second Life alter ego Brian the Accountant.'

"By the way, the failing grades you'll be seeing-they won't be virtual."

Obsession with the Internet.

Hello, my name is riskyy@ronny5 and I am addicted to comments boards.

"You've got computer-breath."

Computer games

Second lifeReal life.

"Yes, you were born into the era of passwords and user-names. . . why do you ask, Mycat_2014?"

"Kevin, I'm leaving you to find myself ... a better Internet connection."

Spammatic blaster - gun to shoot pop-up ads.

"All this online learning sort of makes you miss the head lice days, huh?"

Help wanted!...Ace Software, Inc...Video Game Tournament...Top 5 players get hired!

Internet Cafe.

Teenage Angst.

'At 10:00 you'll be deleting spam. At 10:15 you'll be forwarding jokes. At 10:35 you'll be playing online poker. At noon...'

"You go pillage. I can loot from here."

'It's not fair! I wanna save the Earth from asteroids and aliens! All daddy wants to do is sell 1,000 shares of stock!'

'Pause your games, kids! There's a high fly ball deep to center field!'

"...and how often do you feel monkas?"

'We're in a fantasy team owners' league, we locked out our players and came here to yuck it up.'

"Erik does most of his plundering online these days"

"My drone strikes are successful, Sir, but I keep getting trash talk from a 15 year old in Montana."

"I have a right to disagree! You can't force me to use logic."

"It's got my current Wordle winning streak on it."

Gamers

Surfing the Internet Wave.

"I'll only be a few minutes more dad!"

'Dinnertime!', 'Not now, Mom -- the fate of the Galaxy is in my hands!'

A frat party at an online university

"Come home when the internet's back on."