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"Stop pouting, Randy. You've survived other Internet outages before."

Super-Papi moves swiftly to defeat the evil Electronico!

Obsession with the Internet.

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Hello, my name is riskyy@ronny5 and I am addicted to comments boards.

Second lifeReal life.

"You've got computer-breath."

"So I'm perfectly healthy? That's good but will I still be able to research symptoms online and panic?"

"Yes, you were born into the era of passwords and user-names. . . why do you ask, Mycat_2014?"

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"Kevin, I'm leaving you to find myself ... a better Internet connection."

Internet Cafe.

"All this online learning sort of makes you miss the head lice days, huh?"

'I have the MRI scan of your brain. The right hemisphere is clogged with computer passwords.'

'At 10:00 you'll be deleting spam. At 10:15 you'll be forwarding jokes. At 10:35 you'll be playing online poker. At noon...'

"...and how often do you feel monkas?"

"You go pillage. I can loot from here."

'We're in a fantasy team owners' league, we locked out our players and came here to yuck it up.'

"We understand you're not happy with our privacy policy."

"I love spending time together as a family. It brings us together. It makes us stronger. It helps us understand each other."

"My drone strikes are successful, Sir, but I keep getting trash talk from a 15 year old in Montana."

"We don't need a digital security guard. Hackers don't actually come to our house."

"Erik does most of his plundering online these days"

"Wanna come over and watch the big game?....I was actually talking about the new 'Pac-Man vs. Superman' X-box game."

"I have a right to disagree! You can't force me to use logic."

"It's got my current Wordle winning streak on it."

'I'm pleased to announce the newly-created 'Office of Homepage Security' - to protect against computer hackers.'