Online Gaming Warrior Gifts

"Stop pouting, Randy. You've survived other Internet outages before."

Super-Papi moves swiftly to defeat the evil Electronico!

Nervous Oral Testing

Obsession with the Internet.

Hello, my name is riskyy@ronny5 and I am addicted to comments boards.

His family thought he'd been wasting his life, but Steve Wiebe was about to prove everyone wrong.

Second lifeReal life.

"You've got computer-breath."

"Yes, you were born into the era of passwords and user-names. . . why do you ask, Mycat_2014?"

"So I'm perfectly healthy? That's good but will I still be able to research symptoms online and panic?"

Spammatic blaster - gun to shoot pop-up ads.

"Kevin, I'm leaving you to find myself ... a better Internet connection."

Vinnie's Billiards: 'Heck of a break, Ron!'

Internet Cafe.

'Hand over the last one now kid or you're getting my fist for Christmas!'

"All this online learning sort of makes you miss the head lice days, huh?"

Armstrong, the new Ybox game console comes out next week. I've got to get in line at Computer Villa. Nope. You are callous and inhumane. Fortunately, I have a backup plan. Computer Villa sale! If anyone cuts, chew their nose off.

'I have the MRI scan of your brain. The right hemisphere is clogged with computer passwords.'

'At 10:00 you'll be deleting spam. At 10:15 you'll be forwarding jokes. At 10:35 you'll be playing online poker. At noon...'

'We're in a fantasy team owners' league, we locked out our players and came here to yuck it up.'

"...and how often do you feel monkas?"

Too many people post comments in the heat of anger. They strike while the ire is hot!

"You go pillage. I can loot from here."

"We understand you're not happy with our privacy policy."

"I love spending time together as a family. It brings us together. It makes us stronger. It helps us understand each other."

"Wanna come over and watch the big game?....I was actually talking about the new 'Pac-Man vs. Superman' X-box game."

'His social skills have improved since he lost his job in banking.'

"It's got my current Wordle winning streak on it."

"We don't need a digital security guard. Hackers don't actually come to our house."

"Now hold on just a minute! Salad - fine! Chick flix - fine! But I draw the line on video games!"

"I have a right to disagree! You can't force me to use logic."

Come to bed, Snookums. In a minute. Are you still playing Scrabble? And flaming my opponents. I just crushed an eight-year-old by 100 points and then told him his parents don't love him because he's illiterate! How nice you've found a hobby. I feel so nurtured.

"My drone strikes are successful, Sir, but I keep getting trash talk from a 15 year old in Montana."

"Erik does most of his plundering online these days"

We have your internet connection.