Online Warriors Gifts

The Man on the Street vs. The Man on the Forum

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Hello, my name is riskyy@ronny5 and I am addicted to comments boards.

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"Our Rupert has swopped his gaming console for bagpipes...it gets us out of the house more often."

"So I'm perfectly healthy? That's good but will I still be able to research symptoms online and panic?"

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"This is not what I meant when I said you needed to practice your play fighting..."

"Make sure the coffee has extra caffeine. I want the employees awake during overtime."

"Hack back with all you've got!"

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"These days they prefer to harass me on twitter."

"I can work for twelve straight hours without needing to be recharged."

"It's a 24/7 work culture out there!"

'I have the MRI scan of your brain. The right hemisphere is clogged with computer passwords.'

"...and how often do you feel monkas?"

Too many people post comments in the heat of anger. They strike while the ire is hot!

"No need to rush. Take all weekend if you must."

"We understand you're not happy with our privacy policy."

"In the old days people with small dicks needed big cars. Today they write hate comments against Greta Thunberg."

"My drone strikes are successful, Sir, but I keep getting trash talk from a 15 year old in Montana."

"We don't need a digital security guard. Hackers don't actually come to our house."

"I have a right to disagree! You can't force me to use logic."

Come to bed, Snookums. In a minute. Are you still playing Scrabble? And flaming my opponents. I just crushed an eight-year-old by 100 points and then told him his parents don't love him because he's illiterate! How nice you've found a hobby. I feel so nurtured.

'Then I said, ‘This is crazy. You can't force me to work overtime.''

'I'm pleased to announce the newly-created 'Office of Homepage Security' - to protect against computer hackers.'

'These online fantasy worlds are great fun. I can be ‘Dave the Accountant' from Birmingham.'

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'Them's fightin' tweets!'

"Whatever the politicians might decide, I'm well prepared because I've got enough hate comments for the next five years!"

"You're only 35 but you say you've worked for 42 years?"

That night, Andy attempted to start a Twitter revolution.

"Ms Hathaway, I need to test my mettle. Find someone on social media who thinks they can bully me."

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