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"Our Rupert has swopped his gaming console for bagpipes...it gets us out of the house more often."

"So I'm perfectly healthy? That's good but will I still be able to research symptoms online and panic?"

"Make sure the coffee has extra caffeine. I want the employees awake during overtime."

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"This is not what I meant when I said you needed to practice your play fighting..."

"Hack back with all you've got!"

"It's a 24/7 work culture out there!"

"I can work for twelve straight hours without needing to be recharged."

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"These days they prefer to harass me on twitter."

'I have the MRI scan of your brain. The right hemisphere is clogged with computer passwords.'

"...and how often do you feel monkas?"

"No need to rush. Take all weekend if you must."

"We understand you're not happy with our privacy policy."

"We don't need a digital security guard. Hackers don't actually come to our house."

"My drone strikes are successful, Sir, but I keep getting trash talk from a 15 year old in Montana."

"In the old days people with small dicks needed big cars. Today they write hate comments against Greta Thunberg."

"I have a right to disagree! You can't force me to use logic."

'Then I said, ‘This is crazy. You can't force me to work overtime.''

'I'm pleased to announce the newly-created 'Office of Homepage Security' - to protect against computer hackers.'

'These online fantasy worlds are great fun. I can be ‘Dave the Accountant' from Birmingham.'

"Whatever the politicians might decide, I'm well prepared because I've got enough hate comments for the next five years!"

"Great! Now I'm torn between whether to post rants on X or Meta."

"You're only 35 but you say you've worked for 42 years?"

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"Ms Hathaway, I need to test my mettle. Find someone on social media who thinks they can bully me."

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