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Thug threatens man via computer screen, in cyber cafe - "Why don't we take this argument off line?"

I'm making extra money offering services on that freelance jobs site exploitrr.com. What're you offering, little buddy? Book promotion? Logo design? Backup services. For just $5 per thread, I'll back you up in all your online arguments. I suspect you're going to make a killing. I'll post things like you sure told him! And you're brilliant, total stranger!

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'I warned you to stay out of those flame wars!'

"I have a right to disagree! You can't force me to use logic."

"...and how often do you feel monkas?"

"Twitter wars! Now that's for sissies!"

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Hello, my name is riskyy@ronny5 and I am addicted to comments boards.

"Our Rupert has swopped his gaming console for bagpipes...it gets us out of the house more often."

"So I'm perfectly healthy? That's good but will I still be able to research symptoms online and panic?"

"This is not what I meant when I said you needed to practice your play fighting..."

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"Hack back with all you've got!"

'I have the MRI scan of your brain. The right hemisphere is clogged with computer passwords.'

"Yes, you did close some of your tabs. However, you still have 1,894 open. You're a tab hoarder."

Too many people post comments in the heat of anger. They strike while the ire is hot!

"He's just discovered that out 450,000 blog rebuttal campaign was directed against a 12 year old in Swindon using his mums computer."

"We understand you're not happy with our privacy policy."

"In the old days people with small dicks needed big cars. Today they write hate comments against Greta Thunberg."

Come to bed, Snookums. In a minute. Are you still playing Scrabble? And flaming my opponents. I just crushed an eight-year-old by 100 points and then told him his parents don't love him because he's illiterate! How nice you've found a hobby. I feel so nurtured.

"We don't need a digital security guard. Hackers don't actually come to our house."

"My drone strikes are successful, Sir, but I keep getting trash talk from a 15 year old in Montana."

We have your internet connection.

'I'm pleased to announce the newly-created 'Office of Homepage Security' - to protect against computer hackers.'

'These online fantasy worlds are great fun. I can be ‘Dave the Accountant' from Birmingham.'

"Whatever the politicians might decide, I'm well prepared because I've got enough hate comments for the next five years!"

What brings you to therapy, Mr. Park? I'm stuck. Dr. Noodle. I'm paralyzed. I'm not making any progress. Honestly, I'm lost in the trees. I've lost sight of my goals. My health units are low. Units? Unseen enemies are everywhere. I can't sleep. I'm not eating. You're not making sense. Who am I kidding? You're right. The truth? Fine, I admit it. I can't get past level 5!!! I don't do video game counseling. If my mom loved me more, I'd be able to find more ammo.

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That night, Andy attempted to start a Twitter revolution.

"Ms Hathaway, I need to test my mettle. Find someone on social media who thinks they can bully me."