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Nervous Oral Testing

'Remember, Edward, inside every 'F' student is a 'D' student trying to get out.'

"Eventually, you have to stop visualizing yourself doing well on the test, and actually do the test."

Exam

Congratulations! All that cramming paid off.

Good luck with all the revision...

Good Luck in your Exams.

Second lifeReal life.

Congratulations! All that cramming paid off.

'I know the answer. I just need a moment to come to grips with it.'

'You have to STUDY for tests, dummy -- you can't just put a memory stick in your ear!'

'You're on the shortlist. It's between you and the bloke who's going to get the job.'

Curse or not, Dave had to pass this exam.

"My Tia Carmen keeps this shrine..."

"Sure, I pray all the time... English test, Math test, History test...."

I'm not sure they understood what I was getting at. Yeah, they all looked confused, didn't they?

"That was one of the hardest exams ever. I don't think anybody got a good grade."

Your granddaughter is studying for SATs. Oh really? Ahem! What did you get on your practice tests? Drool.

Too big to fail

"Tia Carmen, I have a killer test tomorrow. Can you help?"

Bigger Brain

'Thank you for not guessing.'

Nervous Student

Good luck in your A Levels.

Grim Reapers sitting their 'Finals'.

Back To School

"I am totally ready for this presentation."

Feedback should be sought for genuine reasons, not because you want compliments. . .

"...and how often do you feel monkas?"

'Please don't read anything into the fact that I'm wearing loafers. I assure you I'm a very energetic worker.'

Boys score better than girls on SATs. Practice tests. That's so unfair. Don't stress! They're pointless tests with idiotic questions that are useless in real life. Ah!

"Yes, you did close some of your tabs. However, you still have 1,894 open. You're a tab hoarder."

Lambs to the Slaughter

Student in the middle of an exam realises he has accidentally picked up dumb water.

"Tell us something we don't know."