Online Test Warrior Gifts

Nervous Oral Testing

'Remember, Edward, inside every 'F' student is a 'D' student trying to get out.'

"Eventually, you have to stop visualizing yourself doing well on the test, and actually do the test."

Exam

Congratulations! All that cramming paid off.

Good luck with all the revision...

Congratulations! All that cramming paid off.

Second lifeReal life.

Good Luck in your Exams.

'I know the answer. I just need a moment to come to grips with it.'

'You have to STUDY for tests, dummy -- you can't just put a memory stick in your ear!'

'You're on the shortlist. It's between you and the bloke who's going to get the job.'

"My Tia Carmen keeps this shrine..."

Curse or not, Dave had to pass this exam.

"That was one of the hardest exams ever. I don't think anybody got a good grade."

Too big to fail

"Tia Carmen, I have a killer test tomorrow. Can you help?"

"Sure, I pray all the time... English test, Math test, History test...."

I'm not sure they understood what I was getting at. Yeah, they all looked confused, didn't they?

Bigger Brain

'Thank you for not guessing.'

Nervous Student

Good luck in your A Levels.

Grim Reapers sitting their 'Finals'.

Back To School

"I am totally ready for this presentation."

Feedback should be sought for genuine reasons, not because you want compliments. . .

"Yes, you did close some of your tabs. However, you still have 1,894 open. You're a tab hoarder."

"...and how often do you feel monkas?"

Lambs to the Slaughter

Student in the middle of an exam realises he has accidentally picked up dumb water.

"Tell us something we don't know."

'What's a guy got to do to get a drink around here?'