Test Warrior Gifts

"I could have been successful if I had mastered the standardized test."

Don't you hate finding out that the kid you copied those test answers from is even dumber than you are.

'If she switches to essay tests none of us will ever be the same.'

'You are advised to allow ten minutes at the end for demanding a re-mark.'

Good Luck in your Exams.

'I can't copy your answers. The teacher installed a 'cheat cam' to monitor the students.'

'Remember, Edward, inside every 'F' student is a 'D' student trying to get out.'

"Eventually, you have to stop visualizing yourself doing well on the test, and actually do the test."

Exam

'I really crammed last night.'

Nervous Oral Testing

Good luck with all the revision...

Congratulations! All that cramming paid off.

Congratulations! All that cramming paid off.

'Sorry sir,but we can't just take your word that the boots leak'

'I know the answer. I just need a moment to come to grips with it.'

'You have to STUDY for tests, dummy -- you can't just put a memory stick in your ear!'

Too big to fail

"That was one of the hardest exams ever. I don't think anybody got a good grade."

"Sure, I pray all the time... English test, Math test, History test...."

"Tia Carmen, I have a killer test tomorrow. Can you help?"

"My Tia Carmen keeps this shrine..."

Curse or not, Dave had to pass this exam.

Bigger Brain

'Thank you for not guessing.'

Grim Reapers sitting their 'Finals'.

Nervous Student

Good luck in your A Levels.

"Ted doesn't test well."

Back To School

'This game is going to be a character-building experience.'

Feedback should be sought for genuine reasons, not because you want compliments. . .

'Hey, Birdbrain, does the word ozone mean anything to you?'

Lambs to the Slaughter

Cyberwarfare