Test Warrior Mugs

"I could have been successful if I had mastered the standardized test."

Don't you hate finding out that the kid you copied those test answers from is even dumber than you are.

I'm nervous about the PSATs. Chill. It's no big deal. I haven't studied for them. That's ok. Do a couple of practice tests, relax and get a good night's sleep. Says who? My math tutor, test prep coach and SAT summer study camp counselors. I'm sunk.

'If she switches to essay tests none of us will ever be the same.'

'You are advised to allow ten minutes at the end for demanding a re-mark.'

Good Luck in your Exams.

'I can't copy your answers. The teacher installed a 'cheat cam' to monitor the students.'

'Remember, Edward, inside every 'F' student is a 'D' student trying to get out.'

"Eventually, you have to stop visualizing yourself doing well on the test, and actually do the test."

Exam

'I really crammed last night.'

Nervous Oral Testing

Congratulations! All that cramming paid off.

Good luck with all the revision...

'Sorry sir,but we can't just take your word that the boots leak'

Congratulations! All that cramming paid off.

'I know the answer. I just need a moment to come to grips with it.'

'You have to STUDY for tests, dummy -- you can't just put a memory stick in your ear!'

"Sure, I pray all the time... English test, Math test, History test...."

Curse or not, Dave had to pass this exam.

"My Tia Carmen keeps this shrine..."

Too big to fail

"That was one of the hardest exams ever. I don't think anybody got a good grade."

"Tia Carmen, I have a killer test tomorrow. Can you help?"

Your granddaughter is studying for SATs. Oh really? Ahem! What did you get on your practice tests? Drool.

Bigger Brain

'Thank you for not guessing.'

Good luck in your A Levels.

Grim Reapers sitting their 'Finals'.

Nervous Student

"Ted doesn't test well."

Back To School

'This game is going to be a character-building experience.'

Feedback should be sought for genuine reasons, not because you want compliments. . .

Lambs to the Slaughter