Test Prep Warrior Mugs

'Principal McWit, I don't care how much you interfaced, interacted, coordinated, arranged, or organized last month. Just tell me how many students passed their standardized tests?'

Lincoln Standardized Test Center. Formerly Lincoln High School.

Your granddaughter is studying for SATs. Oh really? Ahem! What did you get on your practice tests? Drool.

'Remember, Edward, inside every 'F' student is a 'D' student trying to get out.'

"Eventually, you have to stop visualizing yourself doing well on the test, and actually do the test."

Exam

'I really crammed last night.'

Four Types of Test-Takers...

Nervous Oral Testing

How come rich kids do so well on SAT tests? Their parents give them books, fancy trips, lessons and

Congratulations! All that cramming paid off.

Good luck with all the revision...

Congratulations! All that cramming paid off.

Good Luck in your Exams.

Examinations.

'I know the answer. I just need a moment to come to grips with it.'

'You have to STUDY for tests, dummy -- you can't just put a memory stick in your ear!'

Too big to fail

"My Tia Carmen keeps this shrine..."

"Tia Carmen, I have a killer test tomorrow. Can you help?"

Curse or not, Dave had to pass this exam.

"That was one of the hardest exams ever. I don't think anybody got a good grade."

Bigger Brain

'Thank you for not guessing.'

Grim Reapers sitting their 'Finals'.

Nervous Student

Good luck in your A Levels.

Back To School

"Yes, Donald, I know you didn't expect a test today... that's why it's called a pop quiz!"

I downloaded some SAT practice tests. I'll time you. Ok. Ready. "If Ann spends every day obsessing over stupid tests,

'Please don't read anything into the fact that I'm wearing loafers. I assure you I'm a very energetic worker.'

Lambs to the Slaughter

Boys score better than girls on SATs. Practice tests. That's so unfair. Don't stress! They're pointless tests with idiotic questions that are useless in real life. Ah!

Student in the middle of an exam realises he has accidentally picked up dumb water.

'How do you explain these terrible verbal SAT scores?'