Test Prep Survivor Mugs

'How do you explain these terrible verbal SAT scores?'

Exam

'I really crammed last night.'

Four Types of Test-Takers...

Nervous Oral Testing

How come rich kids do so well on SAT tests? Their parents give them books, fancy trips, lessons and

Good Luck in your Exams.

Examinations.

Madame ZuZu. Dream Interpretation. Tarot. Palms. She says the dream where I'm taking a test naked means I barely made it through school.

'You have to STUDY for tests, dummy -- you can't just put a memory stick in your ear!'

'The first exam was easy as ABC, but that one felt more like a D,E or F.'

Your granddaughter is studying for SATs. Oh really? Ahem! What did you get on your practice tests? Drool.

'I had no idea there would be a test.'

"You've passed with extinction!"

"Yes, Donald, I know you didn't expect a test today... that's why it's called a pop quiz!"

Agree to disagree: you see him as a witness. I see him as a chaperone.

I downloaded some SAT practice tests. I'll time you. Ok. Ready. "If Ann spends every day obsessing over stupid tests,

"I wish I'd failed my 11 Plus too...."

Contest to enter the University

Undergraduate and don

"We've got to work on your emergency stop, Mr Roberts."

Llama training

Math Class. Rm 217. I don't know how many time I've failed a math test.

'Remember this test, Ms. Hart? Nineteen ninety. Multiple choice. You asked which of these is not a planet, and I checked Pluto...'

"So...what did you learn in school today, Baldo?"

"I'm afraid there's just so far you can go with street smarts."

Final Exams Today

Chinese kids are much smarter than we are! They just score well on tests. They're grinds. We're creative! We learn to express ourselves! West Fester High School. We'd better learn to express ourselves in Chinese!

Medical Treatment.

It's true your father did get a 4.0 in high school. Of course, that was on the act.

"If there's a book in me, it'll probably have to stay."

'That's right! No huffing a puffing for 30 minutes on a treadmill. We've developed a new stress test that is faster and more accurate.'

Blew off my S.A.T. prep class.

Mrs. Ginder like to subtly call attention to those students who performed poorly on her tests.

You're too young to be worrying about SAT tests. But I have to score well to get a good job someday. In the real world, no one hires people who're only good at multiple choice questions. Actually, Nana