Online Tests Gifts

Nervous Oral Testing

"The prostate biopsy shows your pain threshold is much higher than normal."

Pajama Day 743

A boy is sat at a desk, with five plaques implying different qualifications he has earned from using social media.

Four Types of Test-Takers...

Computer games

"We thought this was more realistic."

"Wordle in two! You hear me? Two!!"

'You know, you can do this all online now.'

'Relax, dad, I haven't been in a classroom for months because all my college classes are online!'

Good Luck with your finals.

Ed totally blows the final portion of his Chameleon Aptitude test.

'Shouldn't we be doing this online?'

'Exams were harder before the Renaissance.'

"And before leaving virtual class today be sure and hit that like button!"

'It's Sundays like this that I regret our church website is so popular.'

"That Melinda Alvarez thinks she's so smart! Well, I've been studying, and I'm gonna teach her a lesson on the test we have today!"

"Holding an open contest on social media and announcing the winner may not be the most secure way to pick a password."

Internet wedding - 'Apparently, you get a 40% discount if you marry on-line...'

All of this is very doable-

'It's so cool we have another test today.'

"If you're so wise, why won't you tell anyone your SAT scores?"

"Distance Learning"

'Careful with this next patient. He's not very litigious but he is a prolific online reviewer.'

"Okay scouts, that ends today's online soldering session!"

'I'm afraid the doctor can't see you today. You could visit his web page instead.'

A Zoom School of Fish

'That's curious, Mr Van Der Pummen...up to question 2084 you seem entirely normal, but then after 2085 you suddenly go to pieces!'