Online Schooling Gifts

All of this is very doable-

Care Package

'Let me through, I'm at Doctor.com.'

"I'm going to talk about the summer before last, it was much more fun."

"Mom, please shake my chair. I'm taking a virtual school bus ride before class begins."

A boy is sat at a desk, with five plaques implying different qualifications he has earned from using social media.

Pajama Day 743

"I guess it took a pandemic to make me realize school is better than trying to learn stuff online."

'You don't have to worry about my future any more- I just downloaded an entire college education.'

'Irwin graduates from an online course today.'

'Home Schooling'

"'What I wanted to do, but could not, during my socially-distanced summer vacation this year'..."

Technologies and distance classes

'Relax, dad, I haven't been in a classroom for months because all my college classes are online!'

Cuba restarts virtual classes

They're behind me aren't they?

"I've been studying reverse psychology at Tonga Tech Online University."

Snacks for Learners

"The problem with online schooling is I can't get help from Mom and Dad!"

"And before leaving virtual class today be sure and hit that like button!"

"It works as long as the teacher doesn't call on you."

"I have a question: does intersectionality take into account that frequent power outages in my country may not allow me to sit through this webinar?"

Education Plan

'Oh, this is my son - I'm home-enlightening him.'

'Going to Puppy School is so old fashioned Dad: I can do the course through open learning now...'

"Any missed assignments can be excused only with a note from your internet service provider."

'Why can't we just go to school.org?'

'In which on-line university will you enroll?'

Tiddles completes his doctorate.

". . . and I wish he's shut up for a few minutes!"

'Pete plays truant, but keeps up with his lessons!'

I've been studying reverse psychology at Tonga Tech Online University. Seriously? Nobody's going to go to a psychologist who's got a diploma from some random online college. And psychologists have to have a whole arsenal of treatments. They can't just use reverse psychology for everything. So what you're reverse-saying is, I'll be sought-after and highly effective. No that's ... ok, yes, that's exactly what I'm saying.

"Gnomeschooling is harder than I thought!"

"So. . . now we know - being home is not the same as being home to be schooled. . ."

"How do I turn off my camera so no one stares?"