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On-line art class.

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Our first day of distance learning started off well.

"The problem with online schooling is I can't get help from Mom and Dad!"

"And the last little piggy cried, 'Oui, oui, oui' all the way home."

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, son. Someday you might sign autographs for money.'

'Peter the Flying Hippo is my favorite storybook character without any merchandising tie-ins.'

"Did I hear the dog in here?"

"I've always dreamed of being on an academic team like this! It's great that we can all depend on each other!"

'When I grow up, I want to be a hydraulic engineer...'

Big Bang Theory.

'Hmph. College kids.'

'My reading comprehension is so-so, but I do make up for it with my highlighting skills.'

'Does this have anything to do with Einstein's theory of relativity?'

"When I grow up, I'm writing the Great American App."

"I got a gold star for going the longest without looking at my phone in class."

'It's rather unorthodox, but it appears the deposit refund on the empties will cover your first interest payment.'

"My answers could be right. Your quiz just asked the wrong questions."

'Let me through, I'm at Doctor.com.'

"There's something weird about Emily. She actually likes school!"

College. Did you pick a major yet? I'm doing a double major in art and logic --- I want to draw my own conclusions!

"Abstract Expressionism is definitely right for me at this stage of my career."

'In school today, we learned about endangered species.'

"It's no my fault I got a D. The system is broken."

'I couldn't do my term paper because they've never made a movie about Rutherford B. Hayes.'

"I'm going to talk about the summer before last, it was much more fun."

"Mom, please shake my chair. I'm taking a virtual school bus ride before class begins."

'X is unknown? Even to somebody with all your education?'

Boy and girl at thier studies

Girl with smart phone enters door that says "Social Media Studies"

'Are you sure I should read my book report to the class? --�It's PG-13.'

'My imaginary playmate can whip your imaginary playmate!'

'What a drive! Our boy's going to go a long, long way.'

'The secret to doing a book report is only picking books that have been made in to movies.'

"I'll bet all of Albert Einstein's teachers felt like idiots for giving him bad grades too."