Starting A New School Gifts

"Stop worrying! It can't be THAT hard to learn Chinese - all the children speak it here!"

New Curriculum Timetable - All in Cantonese.

It's a text! From Sir! He's giving me a detention for having my mobile on.

"You're new here, aren't you?"

'With Jesse Caldwell trasferring to another school, I've been promoted in the playground pecking order.'

"You've missed so much school, the milk cartons in the cafeteria have your picture on them."

"I don't think my parents have a lot of confidence in me."

"With increased class sizes, I'm making more friends."

"The first week of school is just review. You know. Scenes from last year's episode."

"Another school year...another immigrant kid."

"Baldo, you're smart, but you should study more. Don't you worry about your future?"

"A laser blaster turns pesky little boys into ferns! Now that would be a cool school supply."

Beginning of the school year

"I'm both too liberal to be preppy and too conservative to be trendy."

"I'm a great texter, but I'm a little out of practice when it comes to actually writing. Luckily, the make make a big eraser for kids like me."

"Listen, Sweetie, try not to kill anyone at your new school or you will get expelled again, ok?"

"This class is really cool! It has a field trip to the mall!"

'You must be the new kid. Welcome to school!'

"We thought this was more realistic."

"Before telling you my name, I want you to know, I was named after my grandmother!"

'I'm actually Farnsworth Huddleson the fifth. The first was an obscure character in a Dickens novel.'

'All right, except for some bloke called Sir who kept spoiling all the fun.'

Mom to scratched up girl: 'How was your first day in your new school? I know teenage girls can be catty.'

'Thanks for showing the new kid around, Wesley.'

'Sometimes I wish I went to a smaller school.'

Timmy has a great future in nano-technology.

'I didn't do my homework because I forgot my user name and password.'

'Did the door lock behind us?!'

'But Mum, I've got a match after school...'

Always remember...you're the best you in the world.

'The kids were rebelling against the new school uniform policy, so we had to make some design changes.'

"And the last little piggy cried, 'Oui, oui, oui' all the way home."

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, son. Someday you might sign autographs for money.'

'Peter the Flying Hippo is my favorite storybook character without any merchandising tie-ins.'

"Did I hear the dog in here?"