Beginning Online Education Gifts

'Let me through, I'm at Doctor.com.'

"I'm going to talk about the summer before last, it was much more fun."

"Mom, please shake my chair. I'm taking a virtual school bus ride before class begins."

A boy is sat at a desk, with five plaques implying different qualifications he has earned from using social media.

Pajama Day 743

'You don't have to worry about my future any more- I just downloaded an entire college education.'

'Irwin graduates from an online course today.'

Technologies and distance classes

"'What I wanted to do, but could not, during my socially-distanced summer vacation this year'..."

Cuba restarts virtual classes

'Relax, dad, I haven't been in a classroom for months because all my college classes are online!'

Student - Haven't emailed in 2 days.

"I've been studying reverse psychology at Tonga Tech Online University."

"The problem with online schooling is I can't get help from Mom and Dad!"

"And before leaving virtual class today be sure and hit that like button!"

"It works as long as the teacher doesn't call on you."

"I have a question: does intersectionality take into account that frequent power outages in my country may not allow me to sit through this webinar?"

'Going to Puppy School is so old fashioned Dad: I can do the course through open learning now...'

Education Plan

"Any missed assignments can be excused only with a note from your internet service provider."

'Why can't we just go to school.org?'

Geek in indignation at fellow geek's T-shirt which says: 'I'm with someone who can only recite pi to 100 decimal places.'

'In which on-line university will you enroll?'

"How do I turn off my camera so no one stares?"

'Pete plays truant, but keeps up with his lessons!'

". . . and I wish he's shut up for a few minutes!"

Tiddles completes his doctorate.

"Not the 'Princeton Experience' he was expecting."

"I just finished my on-line food safety course!"

'I've deleted my on-line homework teacher three times but he won't go away.'

'I was working on my online degree, until my computer went on sabbatical.'

"I thought that assignment from my school was spam."

'I'm enrolling in an online course to learn how to apply for a loan for an online university.'