Online Education Adventurer Gifts

"I'm beginning to regret taking this job at the local playgroup."

Interdisciplinary studies.

Pajama Day 743

Miss, how do you spell "acceptable"? I've Googled every "e" and can't find it.

A boy is sat at a desk, with five plaques implying different qualifications he has earned from using social media.

"Three more years of high school."

'I started out as a teacher's pet, and then it kind of snowballed.'

'Homepage Sweet Homepage'

"I want a top education, but don't milk me dry with school fees."

'Add the numbers, divide by how many numbers you've added and there you have it-the average amount of minutes you sleep in class each day.'

'Irwin graduates from an online course today.'

"Because webmasters don't take out the trash, that's why"

"The day at school? Oh, you know, the usual psychological and educational stew."

"I don't have my law degree yet but I've got an internship down in cell block 'D'."

"So the secret to getting good grades is to study hard...seems a little extreme!"

'You don't have to worry about my future any more -- I just downloaded an entire college education!'

'This scholarship application is great. You must have received an A in creative writing.'

"'What I wanted to do, but could not, during my socially-distanced summer vacation this year'..."

Teacher: 'As an adult you'll probably only use a quarter of what you're taught at school - which brings us to fractions.'

"It's going to be one of those days."

'Relax, dad, I haven't been in a classroom for months because all my college classes are online!'

'Mr. Smithdon's at his desk, but he's not really there....He's somewhere out there in cyberspace!'

The whole family can't wrench a teen away from his computer.

'My teacher said the school has tough new standards and I need to improve my vocabulary. What's 'vocabulary'?'

"Of course you'll study Latin. How else will you learn the names of your dinosaur friends."

"I wasn't copying off others. I was just crowdsourcing the answers."

'So far more education hasn't helped me get a job. I think I'll get some student loans and get some more education.'

"Studying friction is a real drag."

Fuzzy Math.

'The first person to learn anything leaves immediately!'

'I need to learn a trade... so I know what kind of work I'm out of.'

"I've been studying reverse psychology at Tonga Tech Online University."

"And before leaving virtual class today be sure and hit that like button!"