Education Adventurer Gifts

'I appreciate your efforts to make geography class more interesting for your students, Miss Elmore, but....'

Student hides on the blackboard.

Learning.

'I need to learn a trade... so I know what kind of work I'm out of.'

"They say they want me to be happy, but they keep shoving math and art and reading at me."

Admit it! You're gonna miss High School. Best 5 1/2 Years of Your Life.

"If a stock falls in the market, and it had no investors, does it really lose its value?"

Postgraduates A group of posts on their way to class.

He may have a PH.D in elementary particle physics, but he's having an awful lot of trouble with the application form.

'Desert island cartoons - and you?'

'He's not as studious as he looks - his backpack is full of comic books.'

'I ace 'wheeling' but I flunked 'dealing'' - Boy on leaving Business Administration.

"Miss Rogers told me I have a personal 'cloud' to store knowledge in."

'It says I missed freshmen Orientation and I have to take it in summer school in order to graduate.'

Today we learned to count to one.

"This was a wicked-hard test. I'm pretty sure everybody got a bad grade."

WELCOME TO KINDERGARTEN!, 'Boy, talk about psychobabbl!'

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"I want a top education, but don't milk me dry with school fees."

Thank you for not doing research that has already been done.

'You know what they say - 'Those who don't learn the lessons of history are doomed to go to summer school.''

"The day at school? Oh, you know, the usual psychological and educational stew."

'I'd like to challenge the test.'

"Graduation day at kite flying school."

Neuro, Biology, Chemistry, Feedback, Psychology, Technology, Physiology Institute

"We thought this was more realistic."

Your salary as a research assistant is commensurate on your ability of spell, define, and delineate the work 'commensurate.'

'If history keeps repeating itself, why do I have to repeat this class?'

University Cafeteria. The first semester of college is tough. I'm not taking geography because I couldn't find the classroom on the map. I'm way behind on my archeology assignments. I'm buried and need to dig my way out. And everybody in political science lies and cheats to get ahead. How are you doing in statistics? I think I'm doing very well! My test scores are hugely below the class median. I should probably learn what that means.

Paper to boy: 'Did you forget something? I'm your take home test.'

"Turtling: When a child's backpack exceeds his weight"

'Will Mr. 'No Comment' please remain after class.'

'Academic freedom doesn't mean you're free not to study.'

"It's going to be one of those days."

Black Hole Research Institute - Office only has IN tray - no OUT tray.