Learning Adventurer Gifts

"It's going to be one of those days."

'It's a trap - Everything is EDUCATIONAL!'

Sales and Learning Experiences

"Don't be a dummy, Justin - You gotta learn your ABC's so you can Google stuff."

The Multi-Prop Juggler In Training

'When I was ready to read, they taught me to tie my shoes - when I was ready to tie my shoes, they taught me to read.'

A Learning Curve.

'The first person to learn anything leaves immediately!'

"That's the guy I hired to read Proust for me."

"I still plan to be a cowboy when I grow up. If I'm going to service my share of the national debt, I might as well have fun doing it."

Boy and girl at thier studies

Today we learned to count to one.

'Homepage Sweet Homepage'

WELCOME TO KINDERGARTEN!, 'Boy, talk about psychobabbl!'

Grimm's Reality Tales.

"Because webmasters don't take out the trash, that's why"

"The day at school? Oh, you know, the usual psychological and educational stew."

"'What I wanted to do, but could not, during my socially-distanced summer vacation this year'..."

To lessen the strain on their backs, many students are opting for the new Velcro shirts.

The whole family can't wrench a teen away from his computer.

'Mr. Smithdon's at his desk, but he's not really there....He's somewhere out there in cyberspace!'

Lice outbreak at Jungle High (lion with a shaved head).

'...And the mama bear's porridge was frozen solid....'

'I need to learn a trade... so I know what kind of work I'm out of.'

Early 3D technology applied to a book - creating a pop-up book

"I turned five. That's why I'm here. What are you in for?"

"Monsieur has just ordered a vasectomy..."

"Just when they thought it was safe to go back in the water, the great fish emerged from below."

Cat Playing 10th Life.

Excess Baggage: If you can draw, you don't have to know the local language.

'If youth is wasted on youth, I'd just as well spend my time social networking.'

'It's our website's grand opening. We're offering all of our visitors free cookies when they log on.'

"Information highway patrol sir. Can I see your computer driving licence?"

'I don't have to go to school. My mom teachers me.'

Social distancing