Course Adventurer Gifts

'I told you this was a rough hole!'

"This is a great spot to practice mighty roars son..."

No caption (A young bald eagle plays a claw game full of fish as his parent stands behind him).

Captain Ahab searched for a vaccine.

World Tour.

Grand Canyon. What's so great about the Grand Canyon?...Most of it's missing!

'I ace 'wheeling' but I flunked 'dealing'' - Boy on leaving Business Administration.

The Philosopher Pine, or, The Eternal Optimist.

"Yes, six to seven weeks is my life expectancy! Once I learned that, I thought, the hell with it, I'll stop working and start travelling..."

Songs about Texas, next 1100 miles.

"Draw your own path."

'Some of these trees have been here for 2000 years... and they still can't talk. Man, we're awesome!'

WELCOME TO KINDERGARTEN!, 'Boy, talk about psychobabbl!'

'Arf! Arf!'

Robotics. He's programmed to play video games all day long. Planned adolescence!

'Read any good Apps lately?'

Otto the SmartyCar!

"Tonight we dine with the devil. But tomorrow we really need to finish what's left in the fridge."

'No, mom, Frank wasn't struggling through woods, sand and water in a triathlon. That's his golf game.'

"Shankar, I needed someone to dot the 'I's' and cross the 'T's' but that was before there was ChatGPT."

"It's going to be one of those days."

"I'm pretty sure my self-driving car is moonlighting for Uber behind my back."

"Trust me, I'm a robot."

'If I can't do it by iPhone, I don't do it.'

"Hel-l-l-o-o-o-o Summer!"

"Turn on the news." "I will not comply." "My analysis of your viewing patterns has determined you will grow depressed after the lead story." "There is a 95% probability you will then gorge yourself on rocky road ice cream and then stay up all night googling elliptical machines and diet pills." "Who told you this?" "Both your refrigerator and your browser are gossipy."

To lessen the strain on their backs, many students are opting for the new Velcro shirts.

"His father came from a family of climbers."

Can I have a look at the map?

'And then Dmitri noticed something that would have a profound effect on the human/robot wars.'

'I shall now hand over to our guest speaker, management unit XT-56.'

Lice outbreak at Jungle High (lion with a shaved head).

"On the bright side, Dear, your jump looked great right up until the landing!"

'Sometimes I wish I had never sold my camels!'

Two gamers play in a game arcade near a machine titled; 'Get a life'.