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'I told you this was a rough hole!'

"This is a great spot to practice mighty roars son..."

Captain Ahab searched for a vaccine.

World Tour.

'I ace 'wheeling' but I flunked 'dealing'' - Boy on leaving Business Administration.

The Philosopher Pine, or, The Eternal Optimist.

"Yes, six to seven weeks is my life expectancy! Once I learned that, I thought, the hell with it, I'll stop working and start travelling..."

WELCOME TO KINDERGARTEN!, 'Boy, talk about psychobabbl!'

'Some of these trees have been here for 2000 years... and they still can't talk. Man, we're awesome!'

Songs about Texas, next 1100 miles.

"Draw your own path."

'Arf! Arf!'

'Read any good Apps lately?'

Otto the SmartyCar!

'No, mom, Frank wasn't struggling through woods, sand and water in a triathlon. That's his golf game.'

"Tonight we dine with the devil. But tomorrow we really need to finish what's left in the fridge."

"Shankar, I needed someone to dot the 'I's' and cross the 'T's' but that was before there was ChatGPT."

"It's going to be one of those days."

"Hel-l-l-o-o-o-o Summer!"

"His father came from a family of climbers."

"Turn on the news." "I will not comply." "My analysis of your viewing patterns has determined you will grow depressed after the lead story." "There is a 95% probability you will then gorge yourself on rocky road ice cream and then stay up all night googling elliptical machines and diet pills." "Who told you this?" "Both your refrigerator and your browser are gossipy."

Can I have a look at the map?

'And then Dmitri noticed something that would have a profound effect on the human/robot wars.'

'I shall now hand over to our guest speaker, management unit XT-56.'

Lice outbreak at Jungle High (lion with a shaved head).

"On the bright side, Dear, your jump looked great right up until the landing!"

'Sometimes I wish I had never sold my camels!'

Two gamers play in a game arcade near a machine titled; 'Get a life'.

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