Golf Course Adventurer T-Shirts

"Slicey, Trappy, Bogey, Toppy, Mulligan, Hooky, Threeputty

Golfer on Ski Lift.

'How many shots did you have at the 19th hole?'

'I wasn't going to miss our game just because my wife landed me with junior. Besides, he's a great caddie.'

Gone shopping again!

"Somewhere we must have strayed off the course."

"Let's play in the new course they built on the swamp, you say. It's just a sand trap, you day!"

Man golfing in water hazard with shark.

"Good shot from there Dad, but if I hadn't stopped it, you would have lost the ball down the hole!"

A goose loose on the golf course.

'Whenever Ralph finds a golf ball he puts it in the basement.'

'...But Dewey here just won't let it go. So he tells Vern, 'Ok, I triple-dog-dare you to stick a putter in your ear'...'

'For the last time, Ken, I did not back over anything! You're imagining things! ... Now get out of the cart, wade into that pond and retrieve your ball!'

Too many beers at lunch?

'How did the round go?' - 'Very well. I've even got one ball left .'

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'I hate this bunker.'

Man pelted with golf balls.

'Oh!' - 'Bad luck old boy.'

"I think you should use the wedge, like you're playing from the rough."

'Are you sure you didn't improve your lie?'

"At last, a nice peaceful place to picnic."

'You must address the ball properly first.'

Donald Trump playing golf

Golfer Shouts at Ball to Go Into Hole.

'You're not confident at the water hole are you?'

Bernstein's got himself a driverless club

"Sarah's grades are excellent. She got A+ in 'Yogi Berra: Philosopher or Fall Guy?,' A in 'Dollars and Scents: An Analysis of Post-Vietnam Perfume Advertising,' A in 'The Final Four as Last Judgment: The N.C.A.A. Tournament from a Religious Perspective,'

'No, mom, Frank wasn't struggling through woods, sand and water in a triathlon. That's his golf game.'

"You couldn't just stop and ask directions, could you?"

Sunshine and exercise. Are you glad I suggested we go for a walk?

"You know damn well what noise!"

"Can I play with your ball, Mister, if you're not using it?"

A man with a walking frame breaks a wheel and hitches a ride with a man on a mobility scooter.

'This has to be the longest course I've ever played!' (Sign with Gas/Food/Lodging Next Tee)