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'I'd like to change my major from electrical engineering to English or something.'

"If a stock falls in the market, and it had no investors, does it really lose its value?"

"I caution everyone to avoid taking the first field reporter job that comes along."

Postgraduates A group of posts on their way to class.

He may have a PH.D in elementary particle physics, but he's having an awful lot of trouble with the application form.

'Desert island cartoons - and you?'

'He's not as studious as he looks - his backpack is full of comic books.'

'I ace 'wheeling' but I flunked 'dealing'' - Boy on leaving Business Administration.

"Miss Rogers told me I have a personal 'cloud' to store knowledge in."

'It says I missed freshmen Orientation and I have to take it in summer school in order to graduate.'

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"I want a top education, but don't milk me dry with school fees."

WELCOME TO KINDERGARTEN!, 'Boy, talk about psychobabbl!'

"This was a wicked-hard test. I'm pretty sure everybody got a bad grade."

Thank you for not doing research that has already been done.

'What do you mean, you're tired of the rat race?'

'You know what they say - 'Those who don't learn the lessons of history are doomed to go to summer school.''

'Think of this as a window of opportunity.'

'I'd like to challenge the test.'

"The day at school? Oh, you know, the usual psychological and educational stew."

"Turtling: When a child's backpack exceeds his weight"

"We thought this was more realistic."

Your salary as a research assistant is commensurate on your ability of spell, define, and delineate the work 'commensurate.'

"Graduation day at kite flying school."

"What's your occupation?"

Paper to boy: 'Did you forget something? I'm your take home test.'

'If history keeps repeating itself, why do I have to repeat this class?'

Neuro, Biology, Chemistry, Feedback, Psychology, Technology, Physiology Institute

'Will Mr. 'No Comment' please remain after class.'

'Academic freedom doesn't mean you're free not to study.'

'You will now be presented with your degrees. That is, of course, after you jump through another one of our little hoops.'

Black Hole Research Institute - Office only has IN tray - no OUT tray.

"It's going to be one of those days."