Curriculum Adventurer Gifts

'I'd like to change my major from electrical engineering to English or something.'

"If a stock falls in the market, and it had no investors, does it really lose its value?"

"I caution everyone to avoid taking the first field reporter job that comes along."

Postgraduates A group of posts on their way to class.

He may have a PH.D in elementary particle physics, but he's having an awful lot of trouble with the application form.

'Desert island cartoons - and you?'

'He's not as studious as he looks - his backpack is full of comic books.'

'I ace 'wheeling' but I flunked 'dealing'' - Boy on leaving Business Administration.

'It says I missed freshmen Orientation and I have to take it in summer school in order to graduate.'

"Miss Rogers told me I have a personal 'cloud' to store knowledge in."

WELCOME TO KINDERGARTEN!, 'Boy, talk about psychobabbl!'

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"This was a wicked-hard test. I'm pretty sure everybody got a bad grade."

"I want a top education, but don't milk me dry with school fees."

Thank you for not doing research that has already been done.

'Think of this as a window of opportunity.'

'What do you mean, you're tired of the rat race?'

'You know what they say - 'Those who don't learn the lessons of history are doomed to go to summer school.''

"The day at school? Oh, you know, the usual psychological and educational stew."

'I'd like to challenge the test.'

Common Core Family Therapy

Your salary as a research assistant is commensurate on your ability of spell, define, and delineate the work 'commensurate.'

Paper to boy: 'Did you forget something? I'm your take home test.'

"What's your occupation?"

University Cafeteria. The first semester of college is tough. I'm not taking geography because I couldn't find the classroom on the map. I'm way behind on my archeology assignments. I'm buried and need to dig my way out. And everybody in political science lies and cheats to get ahead. How are you doing in statistics? I think I'm doing very well! My test scores are hugely below the class median. I should probably learn what that means.

"Graduation day at kite flying school."

'If history keeps repeating itself, why do I have to repeat this class?'

Corporate Ladder and Corporate Elevator

"Turtling: When a child's backpack exceeds his weight"

"We thought this was more realistic."

Neuro, Biology, Chemistry, Feedback, Psychology, Technology, Physiology Institute

'Will Mr. 'No Comment' please remain after class.'

'Academic freedom doesn't mean you're free not to study.'

Black Hole Research Institute - Office only has IN tray - no OUT tray.

'You will now be presented with your degrees. That is, of course, after you jump through another one of our little hoops.'