Educational Adventurer Gifts

"Can you help me, Mrs. Green? This wasn't covered in any of my education courses!"

University of Adversity.

"The day at school? Oh, you know, the usual psychological and educational stew."

I should be a writer when I grow up...

"If a stock falls in the market, and it had no investors, does it really lose its value?"

Postgraduates A group of posts on their way to class.

He may have a PH.D in elementary particle physics, but he's having an awful lot of trouble with the application form.

'Desert island cartoons - and you?'

'He's not as studious as he looks - his backpack is full of comic books.'

Continuing education.

'This has been a drill. Had this been an actual test you would have been instructed...'

'It says I missed freshmen Orientation and I have to take it in summer school in order to graduate.'

"Miss Rogers told me I have a personal 'cloud' to store knowledge in."

Paranormal A-Z...

Today we learned to count to one.

"I want a top education, but don't milk me dry with school fees."

"This was a wicked-hard test. I'm pretty sure everybody got a bad grade."

Now showing, at a University near you...

WELCOME TO KINDERGARTEN!, 'Boy, talk about psychobabbl!'

Thank you for not doing research that has already been done.

'I made a good grade in creative writing, but I didn't do very well in creative spelling.'

'You know what they say - 'Those who don't learn the lessons of history are doomed to go to summer school.''

'I'd like to challenge the test.'

A Preschool of Fish

'The good teen-age mime chooses to study for an exam, while the bad one chooses to steal hubcaps.'

"This is a test. This is only a test. IF this had been the real world it'd be your job you'd be fighting for, not a letter of the alphabet."

"I won it for being the most noncompetitive in preschool."

'Yes, grammar rules do evolve over time, but making up your own to 'stay ahead of the curve' won't work in this English class!'

'I like the history professor but I think he's mired in the past.'

'If history keeps repeating itself, why do I have to repeat this class?'

"Graduation day at kite flying school."

"Turtling: When a child's backpack exceeds his weight"

Your salary as a research assistant is commensurate on your ability of spell, define, and delineate the work 'commensurate.'

"Where are redactions when you need them?"

Paper to boy: 'Did you forget something? I'm your take home test.'