Edu-adventurer Gifts

'Now that we have kindergarten behind us, the rest should be smooth sailing.'

Adult Courses. It's so hard keeping the information from different classes separate! I'm talking film history and psychology. I failed a test because I said a "psychopath" is the walkway Norman Bates took home. I also confused geography and aeronautics. I said the "great plains" are located at an Air Force testing base in the California desert. My worst nightmare was confusing the thinks ti learned in driver's education and statistics. But at least I now know it's driving where you must st

"This is a great spot to practice mighty roars son..."

Captain Ahab searched for a vaccine.

"I'm beginning to regret taking this job at the local playgroup."

World Tour.

Grand Canyon. What's so great about the Grand Canyon?...Most of it's missing!

Continuing education.

Interdisciplinary studies.

The Philosopher Pine, or, The Eternal Optimist.

'I ace 'wheeling' but I flunked 'dealing'' - Boy on leaving Business Administration.

"Three more years of high school."

'I started out as a teacher's pet, and then it kind of snowballed.'

Paranormal A-Z...

Miss, how do you spell "acceptable"? I've Googled every "e" and can't find it.

Back to school.

'Some of these trees have been here for 2000 years... and they still can't talk. Man, we're awesome!'

WELCOME TO KINDERGARTEN!, 'Boy, talk about psychobabbl!'

Songs about Texas, next 1100 miles.

'Bring out yer books!'

"Draw your own path."

Conflating Science and Grammar. The boy threw the ball. What grammatical role does "ball" play in this sentence? An object in motion!

I sometimes feel spotted, but I never really feel seen.

"I want a top education, but don't milk me dry with school fees."

"Yes, six to seven weeks is my life expectancy! Once I learned that, I thought, the hell with it, I'll stop working and start travelling..."

'Add the numbers, divide by how many numbers you've added and there you have it-the average amount of minutes you sleep in class each day.'

'I made a good grade in creative writing, but I didn't do very well in creative spelling.'

'Arf! Arf!'

"I don't have my law degree yet but I've got an internship down in cell block 'D'."

"This is a test. This is only a test. IF this had been the real world it'd be your job you'd be fighting for, not a letter of the alphabet."

"The day at school? Oh, you know, the usual psychological and educational stew."

'I like the history professor but I think he's mired in the past.'

"So the secret to getting good grades is to study hard...seems a little extreme!"

'You don't have to worry about my future any more -- I just downloaded an entire college education!'

"Tonight we dine with the devil. But tomorrow we really need to finish what's left in the fridge."