Edutainment Explorer Gifts

"I forgot my homework, but there's a video of me doing it on youtube."

Adult Courses. It's so hard keeping the information from different classes separate! I'm talking film history and psychology. I failed a test because I said a "psychopath" is the walkway Norman Bates took home. I also confused geography and aeronautics. I said the "great plains" are located at an Air Force testing base in the California desert. My worst nightmare was confusing the thinks ti learned in driver's education and statistics. But at least I now know it's driving where you must st

"I'm beginning to regret taking this job at the local playgroup."

"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"

Continuing education.

Interdisciplinary studies.

'I started out as a teacher's pet, and then it kind of snowballed.'

Miss, how do you spell "acceptable"? I've Googled every "e" and can't find it.

"Three more years of high school."

Paranormal A-Z...

"Instead of years of therapy, I decided to go for chocolate."

Polar bear bowling alley

Remember how you advised me to get a dangerous hobby to build up my self-esteem and impress people? Well, all the dangerous hobbies were already taken. You wrestle alligators

Conflating Science and Grammar. The boy threw the ball. What grammatical role does "ball" play in this sentence? An object in motion!

"I want a top education, but don't milk me dry with school fees."

Fist Bumper Cars

'Add the numbers, divide by how many numbers you've added and there you have it-the average amount of minutes you sleep in class each day.'

"This is a test. This is only a test. IF this had been the real world it'd be your job you'd be fighting for, not a letter of the alphabet."

I can hear a podcast of yesterday's sea.

Come on! They're posting the spring musical. I can't wait! I want a romantic part! With and elegant gown. Good luck with that! We're doing "Cats."

"I don't have my law degree yet but I've got an internship down in cell block 'D'."

'Does sports trivia count as something I learned today?'

'I like the history professor but I think he's mired in the past.'

'You don't have to worry about my future any more -- I just downloaded an entire college education!'

"So the secret to getting good grades is to study hard...seems a little extreme!"

"OK, duty roster for today: Ken is to scout for entrees, Tim for mains and of course, Tina for desserts..."

'This scholarship application is great. You must have received an A in creative writing.'

A Clown pretends to put his head in the mouth of a TV lion.

'My name is Jeremy and I approved this message.'

"I've heard this airline's got some unusual inflight entertainment."

Teacher: 'As an adult you'll probably only use a quarter of what you're taught at school - which brings us to fractions.'

'It's not for homework. It's for traction.'

"This tea isn't helping – I'm taking a gummy."

"You know, I'm really more the 'humanities' type."

'They're only interested in computer generated mammoths.' (Theatrical Agent).