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"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"

"I'm beginning to regret taking this job at the local playgroup."

Interdisciplinary studies.

Continuing education.

"Three more years of high school."

Miss, how do you spell "acceptable"? I've Googled every "e" and can't find it.

Paranormal A-Z...

'I started out as a teacher's pet, and then it kind of snowballed.'

"Instead of years of therapy, I decided to go for chocolate."

"I want a top education, but don't milk me dry with school fees."

Fist Bumper Cars

'Add the numbers, divide by how many numbers you've added and there you have it-the average amount of minutes you sleep in class each day.'

"This is a test. This is only a test. IF this had been the real world it'd be your job you'd be fighting for, not a letter of the alphabet."

I can hear a podcast of yesterday's sea.

'Does sports trivia count as something I learned today?'

"I don't have my law degree yet but I've got an internship down in cell block 'D'."

'I like the history professor but I think he's mired in the past.'

'You don't have to worry about my future any more -- I just downloaded an entire college education!'

"So the secret to getting good grades is to study hard...seems a little extreme!"

"I've heard this airline's got some unusual inflight entertainment."

'This scholarship application is great. You must have received an A in creative writing.'

A Clown pretends to put his head in the mouth of a TV lion.

'My name is Jeremy and I approved this message.'

"OK, duty roster for today: Ken is to scout for entrees, Tim for mains and of course, Tina for desserts..."

Teacher: 'As an adult you'll probably only use a quarter of what you're taught at school - which brings us to fractions.'

'It's not for homework. It's for traction.'

"This tea isn't helping – I'm taking a gummy."

'They're only interested in computer generated mammoths.' (Theatrical Agent).

"You know, I'm really more the 'humanities' type."

Tunnel of Whale Guts