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"Now that I can watch whatever I want, whenever I want, my life has no structure."

Man asking what is a stall at the opera

'It's not dead, honey. You've just never seen it turned off before.'

"I've heard this airline's got some unusual inflight entertainment."

"When I grow up, I want to be a brilliant TV recapper."

"Any idea what's on the TV?"

Eager to get back out but want to limit your exposure? Come to Barry's barbershop, restaurant, gym 'n cinema.

Soldiers in Tosca

"Great act - but let's see how he does on the written test."

The scourge of the 'burbs, cable pirates board another innocent hom in their unceasing search for that one extra channel, the occasional first-run movie, or the highly-prized pay-per-view sports events..

'I think your problem is you started to confuse 'reality T.V.' with reality.'

Ricky Gervais.

'Holmes and Gardens' 'What's on'

'They're only interested in computer generated mammoths.' (Theatrical Agent).

Well, what type of show shall we watch . . . rude, food, or lewd?

There's the pay TV remote, the set top box remote, the TV remote...now where did I put the worth watching remote?

A Clown pretends to put his head in the mouth of a TV lion.

'We were made for each other...we hate the same TV shows.'

'We've got a 50 inch hd lcd 3d t.v with 200 channels and there's nothing on.'

'Over a hundred channels and nothing to watch!'

"What should we watch—sports or home improvement?"

Party Animals.

Wolf Karaoke

Fist Bumper Cars

Remember how you advised me to get a dangerous hobby to build up my self-esteem and impress people? Well, all the dangerous hobbies were already taken. You wrestle alligators

Trade Show Sherpas

The Rise of Modern Art

'Sorry, miss. It seems to be stuck!'

Competitive Eating Competition Competitive Vomiting Competition,

I don't think we can survive here. There's little chance we can afford the taxes.

Freaks of nature exhibit.

"You wanted the magic back in our relationship..."

"OK, duty roster for today: Ken is to scout for entrees, Tim for mains and of course, Tina for desserts..."

"It's about time."

"I gotta cut you off, Pierre. That's your tenth 'pretend Manhattan' since you got here."