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"There's no such thing as 'bad publicity'." "All traffic is good traffic."

"Yoo-hoo. Fifteen minutes of fame is about to start."

"Mum, I got the job!"

A Clown pretends to put his head in the mouth of a TV lion.

"I've heard this airline's got some unusual inflight entertainment."

"We need to sue, claiming free speech is being violated by remotes with fast forward buttons."

"I love being your agent, Nick, but the guys making the really big bucks now are the managers. Let me be your manager."

"If you get married at the Grammy Awards, can your marriage be annulled at the Country Music Awards?"

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'They're only interested in computer generated mammoths.' (Theatrical Agent).

Movie Monster Exhibit: Unavailable due to much needed repair work.

'It's not dead, honey. You've just never seen it turned off before.'

"I'm thinking action roles might not really be your thing."

"I'm just not in an Australian-movie mood, O.K.?"

'Therapy in L.A.'

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The First 3-D Thanksgiving

'That's the last time I'm sitting in the front row!'

'The Final Merger'

"We interrupt this rubbish to give you another chance to switch off."

'Our ratings are down. Let's blame it on the media.'

"What are they complaining about?... The local content is the audience...

"In this business the ball takes funny bounces. I got you a recording contract."

"I can sleep late, but, as his agent, I still get ten percent of the worm."

'We've got a 50 inch hd lcd 3d t.v with 200 channels and there's nothing on.'

Actors getting married. 'Best supporting man'

"Every good scene in that move was in the coming attractions...why did we even bother to come watch it?"

Trump commissions song

"So I play this guy named Stan Snorkel who finds a big, gray poodle..."

'And who are you wearing?'