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'We have an opening for a part-time intern, which could lead to a full-time unpaid internship.'

'I'm applying for a job training program to become a dairy cow instead of a beef one.'

"Actually, Lisa, there are many jobs available in the retail industry other than shopper."

"Another week another dollar, Jenkins"

"The good news is you’re the only one we’re not firing ... the bad news is you’re the only one to run the department."

"The Net National Product rose slightly last month."

Phrenology bust with sections for different currencies.

"Welcome to the bank - you'll start at the bottom."

"If a stock falls in the market, and it had no investors, does it really lose its value?"

The first car accident.

A Q&A with President Obama over jobs

"Jill Hamster's entrepreneurial disaster"

The economy.

'Today the stock market was moribund, as growth equities sputtered and bonds dipped due to the inverted yield curve. I'd translate that into layman's terms...but they don't pay me enough.'

Artifishial Intelligence

"Those new coffee drones are really starting to get on my nerves."

"Basically, your new job here at the Treasury Department implementing the bailout is simple, Grayson, just grab and armful of money and run..."

At the market

'You have to reconcile your gross habits with your net income.'

Your Future Home.

'well of course I'm giving your portfolio the attention it deserves, I'm even wearing a black armband!'

Stock market Bull & Bear financial whirlwind.

Economy

"I don't think our smart home likes the color we painted it. It keeps spitting it out."

Russia Money Laundering

Manufacturing will take place in China...So what role does Europe have?...you borrow money to be the customer

Fiscal Compass for the Global Investor.

"It's simple supply and demand. The shorter the supply, the more money we demand."

'Unforeseeable future site of Hainesmore Industries.'

"I'm afraid your Apple goggles aren't compatible with your X brain implant."

Woman at a desk with in out boxes marked Market Up Market Down.

"Everything's gone up."

"I warned him not to keep his bitcoins under the mattress."

"We may have to rob from the rich AND the poor."

"It's swings and roundabouts – one goes up the other goes down."