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'We have an opening for a part-time intern, which could lead to a full-time unpaid internship.'

'I'm applying for a job training program to become a dairy cow instead of a beef one.'

"Actually, Lisa, there are many jobs available in the retail industry other than shopper."

"Another week another dollar, Jenkins"

"The good news is you’re the only one we’re not firing ... the bad news is you’re the only one to run the department."

"The Net National Product rose slightly last month."

Phrenology bust with sections for different currencies.

"Welcome to the bank - you'll start at the bottom."

"If a stock falls in the market, and it had no investors, does it really lose its value?"

Today we'll see some misused or misunderstood financial and economic terms. It's said inflation can hurt the economy. But it's absolutely in the tire business. I bought this warm puffy jacket with cash. A down payment. We like beer and coffee. Our most valuable liquid assets. In a monopoly breakup, the race car would to go one person and the dog to another. And when I become either a buyer or a seller. He's shorting the market!

The first car accident.

A Q&A with President Obama over jobs

"Jill Hamster's entrepreneurial disaster"

The economy.

'Today the stock market was moribund, as growth equities sputtered and bonds dipped due to the inverted yield curve. I'd translate that into layman's terms...but they don't pay me enough.'

'You know the economy's in trouble when the Forbes 400 list of wealthiest Americans only has 350 names on it.'

Artifishial Intelligence

"Basically, your new job here at the Treasury Department implementing the bailout is simple, Grayson, just grab and armful of money and run..."

"Those new coffee drones are really starting to get on my nerves."

At the market

'You have to reconcile your gross habits with your net income.'

'well of course I'm giving your portfolio the attention it deserves, I'm even wearing a black armband!'

"I don't think our smart home likes the color we painted it. It keeps spitting it out."

Russia Money Laundering

Your Future Home.

Economy

Stock market Bull & Bear financial whirlwind.

Manufacturing will take place in China...So what role does Europe have?...you borrow money to be the customer

Fiscal Compass for the Global Investor.

"It's simple supply and demand. The shorter the supply, the more money we demand."

'Unforeseeable future site of Hainesmore Industries.'

"I'm afraid your Apple goggles aren't compatible with your X brain implant."

"Everything's gone up."

"We may have to rob from the rich AND the poor."

Woman at a desk with in out boxes marked Market Up Market Down.