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'You mean nobody knows where they put the fuse box?'

"One day son, all this will be run by robots."

'...and for every month that you work here, you'll put in a month in our antidote division.'

L. S. Lowry

'U.S. Manufacturing'

"This is a big seller, and we get them cheap...from China."

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

Typical Brain Versus Einstein's Brain

Thinking Gears

The first car accident.

"The Ice Age must've caught him by surprise..."

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

"Not only pharmaceuticals - we're also finding all sorts of industrial chemicals here."

"Pssst! Do you have anything on American history?"

Dear Diary. . . why, oh why, did I choose an adventure holiday?

'Upon entering the rain forest...' 'Thousands of unknown species, and we can fool around with the genes of every one of them.'

"Can you believe you left your job and family to search for this key, and it was under here the whole time?"

"Yes, six to seven weeks is my life expectancy! Once I learned that, I thought, the hell with it, I'll stop working and start travelling..."

Archimedes, Galileo, Copernicus

Paul Ree

Artifishial Intelligence

"Those new coffee drones are really starting to get on my nerves."

Now showing, at a University near you...

'I'm designing a robot that'll do my drafting homework for me,'

Danger Slow Sand.

"We mustn't interfere, Larry. Just let nature take its course."

On day twenty nine, Dave decided that he would start to cut his way through the dense forest to find out more about the north side of the island.

"I don't think our smart home likes the color we painted it. It keeps spitting it out."

"Fantastic! Do you realize what we've just stumbled upon? It's the fabled Lost Glove Compartment of the Ancient Astronauts!"

'Not even close man - easy listening's around the corner.'

"Don't move! It's as I suspected, they're attracted to clowns!"

"Whatever it is, we're up to our necks in it!"

Columbus Discovers that when Exploring, It's Not Such A Great idea to Bring The Family Along.

"I'm afraid your Apple goggles aren't compatible with your X brain implant."

"Well if it comes to that you're not exactly Mr Wonderful."