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'I can't remember if I'm wearing my hearing aid or my bluetooth headset...'

'How kids really saw Mr Robinson in computer classes.'

"It's an audio guide, sweetheart, not a remote."

"This is not what I meant when I said you kids could have more screen time!"

"Since AI is replacing artists and intellectuals, I'm glad I'm an idiot."

Santa empties sack, sayng: 'The kids send very few letters since you set up that website.'

"No, that's 'Gilligan's Island.' You want to withdraw cash. Hit cancel and try again."

Parent and child enter library. Sign says, '30 minute time limit on the internet. Unlimited amount of time on books!

"It's a picture book that teaches basic technology. It's not for me. I got it for my parents."

"Let's give those new bulbs a try."

"Okay...am I downloading the upgrade, or upgrading the download?"

"Dios mio."

"I'm trying to find a new element."

You know you're getting old...when your mobile phone rings and you start taking photographs of your ear.

Somehow, she knew she'd fooled nobody.

'Where's the power button?'

"I'm leaving a one starfish review of this tank on Yelp."

'Robin's sent a text.'

'Soulless fruit flies are the nanotechnology of the fear industry.'

'Information-Age Losers'

Your Future Home.

Drone flying towards a guru on a mountain.

"I was doing well in school and planning to be a computer programmer - but somewhere along the way I must have taken a wrong turn."

"I'd like to make a return."

The first car accident.

Robotic Man

'I didn't do my homework because I forgot my user name and password.'

I have an idea - Let's sit around the campfire and watch scary movies on our iPads!

"Those new coffee drones are really starting to get on my nerves."

Artifishial Intelligence

'Now Featuring Gas-Fired Microwave Campfires!'

'I'm designing a robot that'll do my drafting homework for me,'

"Well, Comstock, still regret putting our profits back into research?"

Connected to Technology.

"I don't think our smart home likes the color we painted it. It keeps spitting it out."