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Vulnerability & Technology Venn Diagram

"Hey, where are you going?"

Family separated by the Internet

Robotic Man

'I didn't do my homework because I forgot my user name and password.'

"Just one more site!" "I'm totally, like, in control!" "I can quit anytime I feel like it..."

'Now Featuring Gas-Fired Microwave Campfires!'

Baby Screen Time

Connected to Technology.

Your Future Home.

"Well, Comstock, still regret putting our profits back into research?"

'The secret to great wealth and spiritual contentment? Ok, hold on...I think I've got an app for that..'

'Yeah, but if it's NOT a mirage, maybe we can find Mapquest on it!'

Early Programmers.

'You know, you can do this all online now.'

Meet the new factory manager.

"When it comes to online marketing, I'm puzzled."

"I was doing well in school and planning to be a computer programmer - but somewhere along the way I must have taken a wrong turn."

'There must be some way we can capitalize on that damn boson.'

'We haven't the foggiest what it does,but it plugs into a computer and retails for three fifity.'

Information Tightrope.

"Home is where the WiFi is."

'I need it for my electric blanket.'

Entomology Reference

"He's at that awkward age...he knows just enough about computers to really screw them up."

'I need a text-mail interpreter.'

"Hello ... Susan ... Joe ... Not ... Make ... It ... Me ... Joe's ... Robot ... Me ... Programmed ... Take ... You ... Dinner ..."

Another new, really cool-looking gadget in a desperate search for a problem to solve.

The Thinker

Low tech tech friendly solution to the gulf oil spill?

"I'm Robo, your evening news anchorbot..."

'Soulless fruit flies are the nanotechnology of the fear industry.'