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"It's like I'm actually walking."

'Due to recent technological advances, everything I taught you about computers is no longer valid.'

Another new, really cool-looking gadget in a desperate search for a problem to solve.

'Mom! Tyler's playing video games on the smart thermostat again!'

'Those are interesting questions Timmy. I suggest you ask your search engine.'

The Thinker

Digital or analog elevators.

'I remember when all this was books...'

Disabled access in computing.

"When it comes to online marketing, I'm puzzled."

"It's all right, sweetie. In the information age, everybody feels stupid."

"I Met Him Through Caller-ID."

'The secret to great wealth and spiritual contentment? Ok, hold on...I think I've got an app for that..'

'Still Snow!'

'Now that you're on the Net, there are some issues of personal safety to consider ...'

'About this 'smart phone' I wished for. My second wish is that you show me how to use it.'

"You're taking this 'digital nomad' thing too far."

"The computers are down. You'll just have to suffer and go outside and play."

The Little Search Engine That Could.

Watching astronauts from home

An ape encounters a giant smartphone.

"...I guess I'm just a naturally anxious person!"

"It's an experiment. I haven't looked at my phone all day and I'm still bumping into things."

Fisherman sitting on dock sees computer simulated sunrise.

"Can you play computer games on that machine?"

'Oh-Oh! We better adjust our exoskeletons!'

'What do you know about the Information Superhighway, and where do we fit in?'

'We haven't the foggiest what it does,but it plugs into a computer and retails for three fifity.'

'I'd love to see what you look like. Can you send me a pic?'

"I got a dog as a replacement child."

After losing his phone, Pete tried to stay connected through his calculator.

Ever wondered what the future will be like? Well, apart from robotic trousers it's a lot like the seventies.

How to Get Online/ How to Read a Book

"Hold it. I lost my connection."

"Wait, you have a podcast?!"