Modern Tech Explorer T-Shirts

'I thought my grandfather was really modern until I found out what I thought was a Bluetooth headset was really a hearing aid.'

"At least it's a technological improvement this time since it was not a baseball, but a drone."

" I love this reading group."

'Does it have a remote control?'

'I wonder if any of these hi-def televisions are made for lo-def eyes.'

Robotic Man

'It's one of these new phones that takes photographs.'

"The low-res JPEG of Dorian Gray"

"Did you get my tweet?"

Weird things I do because of the internet

Your Future Home.

"Well, Comstock, still regret putting our profits back into research?"

Connected to Technology.

'The secret to great wealth and spiritual contentment? Ok, hold on...I think I've got an app for that..'

Early Programmers.

"Knapsack? It's a solar-powered, bluetooth, Wi-Fi, self-charging, two shoulder GenPak with smartphone charger and GPS."

"Who can we call?"

A baseball player is too busy checking his smartphone to catch a ball.

Public footpath on a desert island.

"When it comes to online marketing, I'm puzzled."

"I was doing well in school and planning to be a computer programmer - but somewhere along the way I must have taken a wrong turn."

'No need to text me the answer to that. I'm right here.'

'We haven't the foggiest what it does,but it plugs into a computer and retails for three fifity.'

'Here comes Mr. 'Smarter-then-you'.'

'I need a text-mail interpreter.'

"Their technological toys are nothing compared to the power of the supply side."

"Hello ... Susan ... Joe ... Not ... Make ... It ... Me ... Joe's ... Robot ... Me ... Programmed ... Take ... You ... Dinner ..."

"The Bluetooth Special comes with a side order of Wi-Fi."

Information Tightrope.

"Home is where the WiFi is."

Entomology Reference

You Are Here...Your Nearest Wi-FI Signal Is Here.

'I need it for my electric blanket.'

Another new, really cool-looking gadget in a desperate search for a problem to solve.

The Thinker