Modern Tech Explorer Gifts

'I thought my grandfather was really modern until I found out what I thought was a Bluetooth headset was really a hearing aid.'

"At least it's a technological improvement this time since it was not a baseball, but a drone."

" I love this reading group."

'Does it have a remote control?'

'I wonder if any of these hi-def televisions are made for lo-def eyes.'

"Remember when it was 'The Dog and Duck'?"

Robotic Man

I have an idea - Let's sit around the campfire and watch scary movies on our iPads!

'It's one of these new phones that takes photographs.'

Weird things I do because of the internet

"The low-res JPEG of Dorian Gray"

"Did you get my tweet?"

Your Future Home.

"Well, Comstock, still regret putting our profits back into research?"

Connected to Technology.

'The secret to great wealth and spiritual contentment? Ok, hold on...I think I've got an app for that..'

Early Programmers.

"Knapsack? It's a solar-powered, bluetooth, Wi-Fi, self-charging, two shoulder GenPak with smartphone charger and GPS."

"Who can we call?"

A baseball player is too busy checking his smartphone to catch a ball.

Public footpath on a desert island.

"When it comes to online marketing, I'm puzzled."

'If I can't do it by iPhone, I don't do it.'

"I was doing well in school and planning to be a computer programmer - but somewhere along the way I must have taken a wrong turn."

'No need to text me the answer to that. I'm right here.'

'We haven't the foggiest what it does,but it plugs into a computer and retails for three fifity.'

"Their technological toys are nothing compared to the power of the supply side."

You Are Here...Your Nearest Wi-FI Signal Is Here.

"Home is where the WiFi is."

'I need it for my electric blanket.'

'I need a text-mail interpreter.'

Entomology Reference

"Hello ... Susan ... Joe ... Not ... Make ... It ... Me ... Joe's ... Robot ... Me ... Programmed ... Take ... You ... Dinner ..."

'Here comes Mr. 'Smarter-then-you'.'

Information Tightrope.